Hamos

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Hamos: An omnipotent hamster who peers into our dimension over his lofty hamster wheel located in the 4th dimension, all the while guiding his followers to salvation from the wretched Hugo. Hamos strives to thwart Hugo’s efforts in eliminating the hamster race from the face of our planet. Hamos can traverse dimensions at will with his only boundary being with the 68th dimension. His blessing is bestowed upon those who practice Hamsterology, the study of Hamos and all things fuzzy.
Humphry: A genius hamster who is currently working on his latest invention, the megahamsterator 3000. Once a hamster steps inside, it will expand to an impressive size comparable to that of a human. Once all of Humphry’s friends become large, they plan to form a union to abolish the human race.
Hamlet: A studious hamster who specializes in Hamsterology. His intellect is not to be underestimated as he has a master’s degree in Quantum Rizzics and is an elder within the Hamsterologific community. Endowed with his supreme aptitude for all things fuzzy, Hamlet endeavors to support Hamos in his efforts to defeat Hugo and to live a life of full devotion to Hamos.
Hugo: A hamster of psychedelic powers who is able to manipulate the thoughts and feelings of other hamsters just from a brief glance. Look at him in his eyes for too long and your thoughts will be breached by his 7th dimensional persona invading the vast neurological landscape of your mind. He’s in cahoots with Humphry and aims to use a top secret device called the Hamster Neuroprojector to take control of ever hamster’s mind within the boundaries of the planet. He is the sworn enemy of Hamos and is shunned by all members of Hamsterology.
Chomik: We don’t talk about Chomik…

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